The beginning.

Fuck.

Once i was given this seminar about the right way to expose your ideas in order to sell them, They told me about power words and grand openings. This method has been applied here hence the 'Fornication Under Consent of the King'. I think now I have your attention.

Every man comes across a time of his life where he realizes he hasn't quite returned what has been given to him. I'm precisely at this point and I surely plan to give back, I'm starting a blog (Based on this original idea you should name me the Owner of the Internet). But, what to write about? Everything has been done and most of it has been told. So I thought about writting of cool shit over the Internet, I know again with the originality: I rule.

In order to write this blog I have to state something:

• Yes, policy violations and copyrights will be violated, I don't give a fuck.
• Yes, this blog will content offensive stuff. Again not giving a rat's ass.
• Yes, by reading these words you agree to this statement and if you don't eventually your soul will be eaten but my army of cyber trolls, please notice my blank face right now.
• Yes, these are the rules.

Now that we've agreed on this matter, what would be the first amazing thing to talk about?

StumbleUpon!

A few months ago my beautiful Fiancee told me about this wonderful tool, I automatically embraced it. With some minor tweaking about my preferences I managed to begin browsing the randomness of the internet wit no effort at all. First the websites i was getting didn't really make it for me, but once i started clicking the fabulous 'I like it!' button of my Firefox Stumble toolbar it began to show me more and more cool shit.

It would be pretty fucked up to believe that my preferences will suit yours, but since I consider myself an uber cool dude i will link you to my stumbleupon space. This will increase your trust in my word. Click here for absolute awesome.

Now how to get this wonderful tool.

1. You will need a decent browser. Some geeks will tell you that Firefox isn't the best choice cuz it will eat your RAM this might be true, but the outcome of the experience balances everything. I love Firefox and since i love it you should love it too. Firefox is your answer GO GET IT!.
2. You need to have an Email Account. There are many services that will provide this for free. I'm a google man cuz they rule the planet and who am I to contradict those two guys. Gmail is my choice.
3. Once you've installed Firefox and set up your email account you will must click here StumbleUpon.
4. It's pretty much forward from this point. i'm not a tutorial writter and if you need specific orientation about how to sign up to StumbleUpon you don't belong here or on the Internet and you should be stab in the face by a freenode chat bot. 

Since you got your way into the cool internet you pretty much should be able to recommend me your findings, I am more than willing to review them and if they're as cool as You think I will absolutely post something about them in this the 'AWESOME COOL SHIT ON THE INTERNET BLOG'.

By the way, all your recomendations should be directed to my email adress wich is antawari@gmail.com. Credit will be given. This means millions of dudes and dudettes will know you're cool (oh yes we are no sexists here)

Thanks to Nicole whom i love in such a gay way i can't possibly express it, for bringing StumbleUpon to me.

Well that's all for now, I'll be back with more so, wait for it.