i'mgod session

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: i'mgod

Stranger: and im gay

You: i knew it

You: any questions?

Stranger: haha i knew it

Stranger: how does masterbation word

Stranger: work

You: well it depends, it works when you're fapping to porn, but if you have an issue of guns n' ammo and a pokemon game on an old gameboy while using your own shit to do it

You: YOU'RE WRONG

You: anything else?

Stranger: whats a vagina

You: doom

You: hah! that was easy!

You: hit me harder!

Stranger: t wat

Stranger: with what

You: your questions!

Stranger: oh not my penius

You: try harder, you're chatting with me

You: i'mgod

Stranger: do black people have vaginas

You: Amazing questions. NO THEY DONT, They reproduce by spawning their eggs in banana trees. Just like monkeys do.

You: Anything else?

Stranger: what would happen if a gay guy and a black had sex

You: before or after?

Stranger: both

You: before, you'd go to the pharmacy and get some vaseline.

You: after, you'd be greatful you went to the drugstore and got that vaseline

You: another one?

Stranger: really so butt sex with a squirel is out of the question

You: Boy, please remain away from squirrels, it's not their fault to be so sexy. It's mine.

You: ok, you seem to have enough info for your little 13 year old brain, go.

You have disconnected.